When the children first meet Count Olaf and Jim Carrey says, “Wait, give me the line again,” was not actually in the script, it was Carrey staying in character and wanting to try it again, but they kept the cameras rolling and felt it worked the way it happened.
Yes Ron cover your boobs because you’re a girl
He’s also wearing a shirt
Guys… he lived with the goddamn Twins for YEARS, that’s probably an instinctive ‘Please don’t throw an experimental potion or giant spider on me’ reaction…
…at least he’ll never have that problem again…
Look me in the eye and tell me that was really necessary
NOT EVEN IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND THAT WAS A DOUCHE MOVE
how are you not in the fandom
i thought everyone was in the fandom
let’s make this clear right here and now that everyone is in the harry potter fandom whether they know it or not
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
this isn’t how i want to be remembered
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
Dr McCoy, meet me at the turbolifts to retrieve Jim’s body.
#do you ever think about spock being the one who carried jim’s lifeless body out of the radiation chamber #and then just walking to sickbay with him in his arms #and mccoy meeting him halfway to take jim’s body from him #and while bones is usually unrestrained emotion and spock tightly-reined control #you see the differences then#bones’ face shutting down and going into what jim called his ‘doctor mode’ to distance himself from this and spock unleashing anger #but not before spock uses the last bit of his control and gently hands jim over into bones’ arms #and bones choking out a soft and quiet ‘you get that son of a bitch’ to spock before he carries jim’s body silently all the way to sickbay #i just #someone take this stupid thing away from me and go write fic or something (tags via whitelaws)
No this is not okay. NOT OKAY
Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.
Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
Why the hell aren’t Supernatural fans calling themselves Wayward Sons?
I second this.
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SONS
THERE’S NO PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOOOOOONE
LAY YOU WEARY HEAD TO REEEEST
YOU’LL BE CRYING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
We’ll go down to the bar to meet everyone and they’d be like, “Right, we’re off” so we just have to go back up to our room for a sleepover. But that will change when I turn eighteen.
I am very serious about everything and I am holding puppies